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EVIDENCE ROOM PRESENTS
Justin Tanner's
HOT PROPERTY
Cast
Brett - Matt Huhn
Jamie - Darin Anthony
Dory - Alicia Adams
Gia - Beata Swiderska
Hal - Dean Biasucci
Joy - Jayne Taini
Chuck - Nick Offerman
Sissy - Laurel Green
Diana - Mara Casey
Director - Justin Tanner
Scenic Designer - Jason Adams & Andy Daley
Lighting Designer - Rand Ryan
Sound Design - John Zalewski
Prop Design - Connie Monaghan
Producers - Bart DeLorenzo & Kirk Wilson
Assistant Director - Amanda Curtin
Stage Manager - Desdemonda Chiang
Assistant Stage Manager - Beth Mack
Graphic Design - Brian Flemming
October 10, 2002 - February 22, 2003

Top: Dean Biasucci (Hal), Laurel Green (Sissy)
Mid: Nick Offerman (Chuck), Jane Taini (Joy), Matt Huhn (Brett)
Foreground: Darin Anthony (Jamie)

Matt Huhn (Brett), Darin Anthony (Jamie), Alicia Adams (Dory),
Dean Biasucci (Hal), and Beata Swiderska (Gia)

Beata Swiderska (Gia), Matt Huhn (Brett), Alicia Adams (Dory)
Darin Anthony (Jamie), and Dean Biasucci (Hal)

Laurel Green (Sissy), Nick Offerman (Chuck), and Jane Taini (Joy)
intervene on Matt Huhn (Brett)
Reviews
Los Angeles Times
"Depression is just reality trying to wake you up." This is one of numerous
zingers dotting Justin Tanner’s Hot Property, playing the Evidence Room in
repertory as part of the Edge of the World Festival. Writer-director Tanner’s first
Los Angeles premiere in four years is generally hilarious and representative of its
author’s distinctive voice.
Like many Tanner works, Property transpires in present-day Los Angeles, at the
Beachwood Canyon apartment of protagonist Brett (Matt Huhn). As delineated by Jason Adams
and Andy Daley’s expertly tacky poolside setting, many observers may register
recognition before the play even begins.
The premise pits veteran 99-seat theater actor Brett against drugs, colleagues, the
heartless Industry and, above all, his visiting family, yet another dysfunctional Tanner
brood.
They include Brett’s born-again bully brother, Chuck (Nick Offerman), tactlessly
optimistic sister, Sissy (longtime Tanner collaborator Laurel Green), and their
smother-mother, the incongruously named Joy (Jayne Taini).
This cringe-worthy group tenuously supports Brett’s career, though only Sissy wants
anyone’s autograph. Joy and Chuck are skeptical at best, their suspicions aroused by
Brett’s cannabis-reeking kitchen, which disgorges playwright Jamie (Darin Anthony),
his scary girlfriend, Dory (Alicia Adams), Brett’s agent, Hal (Dean Biasucci), and
Slavic-accented Gia (Beata Swiderska). When Brett leaves for a Canadian TV-movie shoot, his
friends stage a blowout as the Act 1 curtain falls.
Act 2 picks up post-shindig, with clean-and-sober Brett’s early return leading to
confrontations, first with his cronies and then his family. The ensuing mayhem culminates
in the arrival of Brett’s new amour, Diana (Mara Casey), an Industry hotshot with her
own agenda.
Few writers can rival Tanner’s insight on this milieu, and his skill at authentic
characterizations and invective remains matchless. The comments and name-dropping are
virtually identical to any average night at Akbar, and the mid-Act 1 reading of
Jamie’s terrible screenplay is sidesplitting. As for the family unit, here is
Tanner’s satirical ethos in full facile bloom.
The ensemble is delirious, completely attuned to Tanner’s writing and each other.
Offerman, his face contorted whether praying or braying, walks away with every scene.
Taini’s Joy is hysterical, uttering lines like, "I always assumed all my
children would be failures" with casually beatific venom. Green has negotiated these
channels before, but Sissy feels newly minted, riotous in her Act 2 outburst.
The slackers are all spot-on, with Adams’ post-Goth dourness particularly apt, while
Huhn’s struggle to assert himself amid all this is most endearing.
Casey invests her culture vulture with vivid detailing, although the character’s
function in the denouement seems abrupt.
Here is the principal weakness in Tanner’s writing, one that his deliberately rushed
direction shares. While his recycling of motifs (especially from Intervention) is
adroit, the breakneck trajectory introduces multiple themes without fully developing them.
This does not prevent Hot Property from scoring big-time laughs, but Tanner
might take a page from Kaufman & Hart’s book and structure his next farce in the
three-act form.
– David C. Nichols
LA Weekly
There are still piles of cocaine, but playwright-director Justin Tanner has razored the
harder edges off Intervention, an earlier incarnation of this comedy. A dead plant
replaces a dead pet. No longer does the protagonist watch the coke scene from Scarface on
an endless loop. The downbeat ending is gone. Instead, Tanner has delivered a farce.
Despite the more sitcom-y texture, the essential – and very amusing – plot remains
unchanged: An actor gets plucked from small-theater obscurity to star in a B-list film on a
location shoot. Away from L.A., he re-evaluates his life and chooses sobriety. Meanwhile,
his coked-up agent and theater pals move into his apartment. Arriving a day early to find
his pad a complete mess, he’s in the process of throwing out the uninvited guests
when his family shows up to confront him about his drug use. Matt Huhn carries the show as
Brett, the beleaguered actor with the coarse Orange County family. Nick Offerman is
hilarious as his born-again Christian brother, as is Jayne Taini as the malevolent
matriarch. Laurel Green offers strong support as Brett’s pathetic sister. Alicia
Adams and Dean Biasucci are the standouts among Brett’s creepy Hollywood pals. The
Beachwood Canyon party-lair atmosphere has been expertly captured by scenic designers Jason
Adams and Andy Daley, and artfully lit by Rand Ryan
– Sandra Ross
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